Journal Entry: Mon Jan 7, 2013, 11:59 AM
EDIT EDIT: It looks like Adobe is End-Of-Life'ing CS2, so they've taken down the licensing servers and have released new versions of the software that don't phone home. It doesn't seem to be free for legal use after all. =/
The whole thing seems to have been a game of 'Telephone'. Sorry for getting everyone's hopes up.